鱼翅肉羹（语音）

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 18:23:15

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闻风爱吃，在台里有“食神”之称。这一天，食神闻风下了节目，感觉肚子饿了，忽然想起前不久王为提到的一条专门卖肉羹的街，这条街上的大部分餐厅都卖肉羹，竞争激烈，闻风觉得，味道也一定不错。但是等他到了这条肉羹街，却发现不知道去哪家好了。  “阿荣肉羹……美味肉羹……这么多肉羹，哪家好呀……哎？鱼翅肉羹……鱼翅肉羹？有鱼翅的肉羹一定好吃，就它吧！  闻风走进了这家“鱼翅肉羹”，一位侍者马上满脸堆笑地走了过来。  侍者：你好，欢迎光临鱼翅肉羹，先生您几位？  闻风：就我一个。  侍者：先生您里面请，先生，今天是我们“热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚回报顾客消费满100  送20活动开始的日子……  闻风：停停停，你说话能喘口气儿吗？  侍者：哦对不起，我们的活动名字就是这么定的，“热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚……  闻风：行了行了，我知道你们这个活动了。  侍者：哦，请问先生您是坐大厅，是靠窗户，或是去包房，还是门口存车处旁边？  闻风：嗯……靠窗户吧。  侍者：哦，请问先生您喜欢刺眼的光线还是柔和的光线还是摸黑吃？  闻风：摸黑？我喜欢柔和一点的光线。  侍者：好，先生您这边儿请。  闻风：谢谢，你们的服务还真是挺周到的。  侍者：过奖了，请问先生是喝汤还是吃饭？  闻风：我当然是吃饭了。  侍者：我们有炒饭、炒饼、炒面，先生您要哪一种？  闻风：炒饭，一份烧牛肉，再给我一份你们这里的鱼翅肉羹。  侍者：好的先生，请问先生您的炒饭是用一个鸡蛋还是两个鸡蛋还是不用鸡蛋？  闻风：一个鸡蛋吧。  侍者：请问先生您炒饭里的鸡蛋要全熟、五分熟还是生一点儿？  闻风：全熟。  侍者：请问先生您炒饭里的鸡蛋是要三黄鸡下的蛋还是黎花鸡下的蛋还是乌骨鸡下的蛋？  闻风：乌骨鸡会下蛋吗？……啊我要三黄鸡下的蛋。  侍者：请问先生您的炒饭里要加葱花还是加姜丝？  闻风：葱花。  侍者：请问先生您要什么配餐？有大头菜、酸白菜、酱咸菜和榨菜，您……  闻风：就榨菜吧。  侍者：榨菜有榨菜丝和榨菜干，请问先生您……  闻风：就榨菜丝吧。  侍者：请问先生您选用什么餐前饮料？有白开水、自来水、井水、河水、雨水……  闻风：白开水！  侍者：请问先生您选什么佐餐饮料呢？我们有二锅头、老白干，以及本酒店自制的烧刀子……  闻风：二锅头！！  侍者：今晚我们赠送鲜汤一份，先生您要米汤、面汤、刷锅汤、杂碎汤还是……  闻风：你看着办吧！  侍者：请问先生您汤里要不要辣椒？  闻风：不要，我饿了！  侍者：我们这里有点歌服务，聘请特级演员演奏，请问先生您喜欢听什么二胡唢呐单弦还  是口哨？  闻风：够啦够啦！你想和我打架吗？  侍者：打架场地有停车场、厨房、卫生间、楼顶，先生您选哪个地方？还是就在这儿？  闻风：你有完没完！！  侍者：先生先生您别生气，这些都是我们活动要求的，我们今天开始开展“热情服务奉献  全部爱心真诚回报顾客消费满100送20“活动……  闻风：简直是气死我了！  侍者：真是非常抱歉让先生您生气了，都是我的错，我没有招待好您。先生您今天在这里  用餐可以打这折，希望您能留下继续享用我们的服务。  闻风：真是太过分了……  侍者：对不起先生，我们是让您先休息一下，还是先帮您叫一辆救护车？  闻风；不用了，先给我杯水！  侍者：好的，请问您要酸枣汁、茄子汁还是黄瓜汁？  闻风：酸枣汁！  侍者：请问先生是要热饮还是冷饮，还是不冷不热的？  闻风：冷的！  侍者：请问要不要加不加冰块？要加几块？……  闻风本来不想打人，但又实在受不了了。过了一会，侍者把汤端了上来。  侍者：先生，这是您的汤，对不起让您久等了。  闻风：恩，放这吧。  侍者：放在您左手边还是右手边？……哦，那就放正中间，正中间。  闻风：行了行了，有事我会叫你的。  侍者：先生您慢用。  闻风刚要喝汤，忽然发现不对劲。  闻风：服务员！服务员！  侍者：先生请问您有什么事情？  闻风：你这汤我没法喝！  侍者：没法喝？那……先生对不起，这是菜单，您再点一个别的汤怎么样？  闻风：我的意思是说……  侍者：先生您放心，我们正在开展热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚回报顾客消费满100送20“活动，先生您稍等。  侍者不等闻风说完，就向后面的厨房走了过去，不一会，又端了一碗汤上来。  侍者：先生这是您的汤。  闻风：不行，你这汤我还是喝不了……  侍者：先生，这汤可是我们“鱼翅肉羹”最拿手的，选用的上等的猪牛羊杂碎，味道极其  鲜美，深受欢迎，您为什么不尝一尝呢……  闻风：我的意思是，你这汤尽管味道鲜美，可是我还是没法喝……  侍者：先生您看，这就是您没事找事了吧，您让收音机前的听众朋友评评这个理，这汤怎  么就没法喝呢？虽然我们正在开展热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚回报顾客消费满100  送20活动，您也不能就……  闻风：CUT！你能不能听我说完？？！！  侍者：您说，这汤到底为什么没法喝？  闻风：你没给我勺子！这么烫的汤，你想让我用手喝？？！！  侍者：先生对不起对不起，请您稍等。  侍者终于明白了，闻风想，他一定是去拿勺了。又过了一会……  侍者：先生，这是您的汤，这汤是我吩咐厨房为您特别做的温热的，一点都不烫，您完全  可以用手了。  闻风不想第二次打人，但他还是没忍住。  闻风：我要勺！汤~~勺~~！（手写体，震撼效果）  这时候，整条鱼翅街都听到了这个愤怒的、凄厉的、惨痛的声音。  终于，侍者把汤勺拿了过来。闻风刚要喝汤，却发现上面漂着一些不明物体……  闻风：喂你等等！不会吧！你看你这汤，里面怎么漂着个助听器？这是怎么回事？  侍者：您说什么？我，我听不清……  闻风：戴上戴上！  侍者：哦先生谢谢您。请您慢用。  闻风：回来回来！简直是……太……这汤里面，怎么，怎么会有只苍蝇？！  侍者：不会吧……在端上来之前，我已经把所有的苍蝇都拣出去了呀……  闻风：那你看看，这是什么？  侍者；……啊！小强！小强！你怎么会在他的汤里……  闻风：什么小强不小强的，我要你解释，这汤里的苍蝇在干嘛？！  侍者：先生，据我观察，这只苍蝇在仰泳，在仰泳。  闻风：仰泳？  侍者：啊不不不先生，您仔细看一下，这只苍蝇，它已经死了呀！我想，它一定是被热  烫汤死的。唉，小强，你死得好惨……  闻风：这，你得给我个解释吧！  侍者：先生您放心，这汤里的苍蝇绝不会单收费。  闻风：我的意思是，你们怎么能把有苍蝇的汤端客人喝！  侍者；哦我明白了先生，您一定要放心，这苍蝇一进去就死掉了，所以绝没喝您多少汤。  闻风：你……你们给我的汤里有苍蝇，你们，你们还……  侍者：先生您小点声行吗？要是别的客人听见了，要骂我们为什么没给他们！  [配图，闻风把侍者打了一顿]  闻风觉得，今天的体力消耗实在是太大了。不过还好，侍者及时地把补充体力的烧牛肉端了上来。

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-10-16 19:29:45编辑过]

娟儿 · 发表于 2007-10-16 18:45:53

啥都看不到啊.........

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 18:55:24

不好意思，刚才发的是音频，可是听不到，我只好从发字的了，又怕你们看不太清，就把字加颜色了

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 19:06:09

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生，这是您要的烧牛肉，请您慢用。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：放这儿吧。  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：请问是放您左手边还是右手边<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">哦，还是放中间。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风刚刚把一块肉放进嘴里，发现，还是不对劲……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：啊——<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">服务员，服务员！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生又出什么事情啦？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：你这是牛肉吗？我怎么觉得是马肉！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生您的嘴真毒<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：你说什么？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：哦，我是说，你的味觉真灵敏，这果然是马肉，因为在我们这里，一般都是用马肉<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">代替牛肉的。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：为什么？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者；这是我们这里多年的风俗了，而且，现在的疯牛病非常厉害，先生您听没听过那个<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">笑话，讲的就是疯牛病<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：我没心情听什么笑话，我只是想提醒你们，马肉就马肉了，也没有什么不可以，就  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">是，你们在给我上马肉之前，能不能先把马鞍子取下来呢？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者；先生对不起对不起<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：好了好了，我要的鱼翅肉羹，什么时候能上呢？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：鱼翅肉羹？先生您是说，您点鱼翅肉羹了？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：是啊！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者；可是<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">真对不起，我们的鱼翅肉羹刚刚卖完。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：什么？卖完了？可是我来这里就是想吃你们这里的鱼翅肉羹的呀……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">真是……

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-10-16 19:32:08编辑过]

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 19:09:15

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风无奈地看着四周，突然发现在不远处的桌子旁边，坐着一个忧郁的中年人，面前放着一碗满满的肉羹。闻风就对侍者说：  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：哎，你看，你看哪儿……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：怎么了先生？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：你看<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>先生……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">对对就是他，他桌子上有一碗鱼翅肉羹吧，好象还是满满的，看  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">他的样子象是心情不好吃不下了，你去问问，能不能让给我？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：这样<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">好的先生，您稍等。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者走向了<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>先生，闻风看到两个人交谈了几句，<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>先生一副不置可否的样子。然后，侍者端起桌子上的肉羹，走了回来。  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生，我替您问过了，<personname productid="那位" wst="on"></personname>那位<personname></personname>先生愿意把这碗鱼翅肉羹让给您。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：这还不错嘛，好了，谢谢你了。折腾这么半天，我可是饿坏了。  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风狼吞虎咽地吃着肉羹，可是，等到他快吃完的时候，却发现大事不好！

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-10-16 19:33:18编辑过]

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 19:10:55

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：啊——<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这——<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">太恶心了太恶心了！……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：又怎么了先生？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：这……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这碗底居然有……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">有一只壁虎……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">啊……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：啊？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">旺财！旺材！<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：旺你个头啊！这，这壁虎……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">啊！恶心！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生您怎么吐了？先生您怎么，怎么都吐了？先生您吐也别吐碗里呀<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：实在是……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">是太过分了……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我受不了了……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生您看，您又把整整一碗都吐出来了，怎么跟刚刚<personname wst="on" productid="那位">那位</personname>先生一样呢<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：你你说什么？  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：我是说刚才让给您鱼翅肉羹的<personname wst="on" productid="那位">那位</personname>先生，他就是象您这样，才剩下这么整整一碗的<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风觉得，自己的五脏六腑都翻过来了。  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：去，把把你们经理叫来……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生请问您找我们经理有什么事吗？<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：我要把今天这些事情好好和他理论一遍……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生您最好不要这样，您看，今天是我们开展<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚回报顾<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">客消费满<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">100<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">送<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">20<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">活动的第一天，这样影响多不好<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……  <span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 19:11:29

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：不行！就冲你们活动这个见鬼的名字我也得找你们经理！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生您是不是再想一想，我们鱼翅肉羹向来以真诚<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：你要是不去叫你们经理，我就把你变成肉羹！  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：好您稍等。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不一会，侍者回来了，但没看见经理。  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：先生实在对不起，经理有事出去了，但是您别着急别生气，这是我们经理吩咐我们<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这里的厨房首席执行官为您亲自做的、本店的招牌菜：鱼翅肉羹，并且是免费赠送<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">给您的，希望能表达我们经理对您的歉意，也祝您能用餐愉快。<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">闻风：这个嘛……  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">侍者：我们经理还想对您说，今天发生的一切都是误会，希望您千万不要放在心上，并且<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">希望您能对我们今天要开展的<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">热情服务奉献全部爱心真诚回报顾客消费满<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">100<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">送<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  20<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">活动<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">提出宝贵的意见<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……

wkm2007 · 发表于 2007-10-16 19:11:42

闻风：行了行了，看在你们还算真诚的份上……等等我看看，你这鱼翅肉羹里，没有马鞍  子吧？  侍者：放心放心，肯定没有。  闻风：恩……那你这鱼翅肉羹里，也没有助听器吧……  侍者：放心放心，肯定没有。  闻风：恩……那你这鱼翅肉羹里，也没有苍蝇小强吧……  侍者：放心放心，肯定没有。  闻风：恩……那你这鱼翅肉羹里，也没有壁虎旺材吧……  侍者：放心放心，肯定没有。  闻风：恩……还算不错……  闻风警惕地用勺子翻着碗里的“鱼翅肉羹”。忽然——  闻风：等等！你这鱼翅肉羹里，怎么也没有鱼翅？？  侍者：放心放心，肯定没有。  闻风：什么？明明叫“鱼翅肉羹”，怎么会没有鱼翅？  侍者：为什么鱼翅肉羹里就一定要有鱼翅呢？  闻风：既然没有鱼翅，那为什么要叫“鱼翅肉羹”？  侍者：那是因为，我们老板他姓赵，名字叫做赵鱼翅。  从那天以后，谁再在闻风的面前提到“鱼翅肉羹”这几个字，不是被闻风打一顿，就是被他吐一身。

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