2006年十大流行语盘点

劉群芳

<p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">1.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">相当的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　赵本山春节晚会的小品，几乎每年都会引爆几句流行语。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">相当的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">已经成了一个挂在嘴边的形容词，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">马甲</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">也成为网络上的千古绝唱，还将继续唱下去，期待他今年春节晚会的作品，感谢他带给我们的笑声。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">手榴弹要是一块钱六个，我先扔你一百块钱的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2006</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">年郭德纲带给我们的笑比《无极》和《夜宴》带给我们的哭还要多。语录摘选：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">大爷，美国怎么走啊？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">""</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">您大点声不费电。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">""</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你要舍得死，我就舍得埋。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">""</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你无耻的样子很有我当年的神韵。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">""</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">西门大官人和金莲儿很真挚的爱情。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">""</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你入了丐帮了，打扮得很讲究啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">3.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">饿滴神啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　惊讶时要说：额滴神啊。要打架拼命前就说：照顾好我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">7</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">舅姥爷。让讨厌的人滚就说：哥屋恩。看到血案发生时要做一个舔嘴唇的动作说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">A</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">型</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">B</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">型</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">AB</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">型</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">O</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">型都有。受不了的时候要说，子啊，你带我走吧。打岔时就说：今晚上太阳多好啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">4.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">素质啊，注意素质</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　这句话流行语，成为了一面镜子，当别人对你说出这句话的时候，你就应该好好反思一下了。为人谋而不忠乎？为友交而不信乎？传不习乎？这是一种善意的提醒并且有着神奇的力量，往大了说，能促进和谐社会的建设，往小了说，可以使泼妇变成淑女，使泰森变成蔡国庆。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">5.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">大哥，我们不专业啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　《疯狂的石头》里，几个小偷，不远万里，为了一块宝石，在偷盗未遂的情况下，毅然选择了不专业的绑架，这是什么精神？韩信原先是个渔民，娄敬是车夫，灌婴是个卖布贩子，谁也不是生来就具备专业知识的，我们应该发扬这种不畏艰难险阻敢于学习创新的精神！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">6.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">不仅侮辱我的人格，还侮辱我的智商</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　这句话能够在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2006</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">年流传，很大的一个原因是因为我们的人格和智商是不能随便侮辱的，但是呢，我们每天都处在侮辱之中。导演把观众当白痴，诗人把读者当弱智，呜呼，忍无可忍，无须再忍，让我们竖起中指，向侮辱我们人格和智商的家伙们发出时代最强的颤音。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">7.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">人不能无耻到这个地步</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2006</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">年杀伤力最大的一句话，象鼠疫一样在人群中流传开来。如果说《无极》一点好的地方没有，那也是不客观不全面的。妄加评论，无理指责，您对得起中国电影吗？对得起陈叔陈婶丢出的白花花的银子吗？对得起我吗？你这纯属道德问题，我都不稀说你。咱国家失眠的人群那么多，就指望着《无极》让我们昏昏欲睡了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">8.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">一树</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">梨花</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">压海棠</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　网络上最近流行尖锐湿疣，赵丽华的诗歌被恶搞，也没经过赵丽华同意，就把她推选为梨花教掌门人。由此也引发了韩寒与诗人的骂战，不为拍砖，只为一点真爱，诗歌有灵，当惊知于千古。我们</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">突然明白了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">多按几下</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">回车键</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">或者</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">结结巴巴的说话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">/</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">就成了诗人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><font face="新細明體">9.我顶你个肺<p></p></font></span></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　经专家介绍，这句话本是广东方言，周星驰周润发梁朝伟在电影里都说过，《疯狂的石头》今年火起来时，正好遇上齐达内的铁头功助兴，这句台词碰出了幽默的火花，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">顶</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">字，在网络论坛里又代表着支持与赞同，这才广为流传。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">10.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">你不是一个人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　黄健翔的激情解说给我们留下一个疑问：我们到底需要一个什么样的足球解说员呢？他不仅专业还要有激情，嗓门应该很大，起码四个</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">+</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">号。裁判误判时他能够说句新华字典之外的话。射门时，应该象蝎子蛰了似的跳起来吼叫，如果球进了，吼叫应该转化成声嘶力竭的吼叫……直到回音从山谷那边传来。</span>

邵卫斌

呵呵，很有意思，群芳辛苦了！

劉群芳

<p>接著努力呀，希望大家都過來，多多支持</p>

邵卫斌

我是绝对支持你的！你看看，你的所有帖子，我都回了！

劉群芳

<p>非常感謝</p>

邵卫斌

感谢我干什么，我得感谢你啊！

劉群芳

<p>你干嗎感謝我呀，我又沒做什麼好事</p>

邵卫斌

你在不停地为武穴论坛做出自己的贡献，不谢你谢谁啊？

柯甫

<p>支持一下，平时用的不多，太流行时，没看到，这候说的话，人家认为你是脑子进水了！</p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-3-6 14:44:59编辑过]

四海漂流

是值得赞扬的[em08]