經典情侣吵架

lingmeng

<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">牛</span><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">B</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">的情侣吵架</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">..</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">笑喷了</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">....<br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你丫怎么现在才来？都几点了？！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">我们家有点事儿，我爸他</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">打住吧！打我认识你那天起，你们家事儿就没断过！我就纳了闷了，你爸一退伍老战士，怎么比人家阿拉法特同志还火啊？！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">得得得，至于的吗？不就是晚来了一会儿吗？</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">一会儿？我在寒风里溜溜等了一个多小时了！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">那又怎么着？上回你跟二子他们去三里屯喝酒，我还在门口杵了仨多钟头呢！冻得我一脑袋的冰碴儿，跟水晶灯似的</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">… …” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">您那是等我？您那是盯梢！仨钟头，你活该！说起这事我就来气，我说你是学什么专业的？旁的本事没有，盯、关、跟的道行您倒是挺深；还一脑袋的冰碴水晶，我呸！不就是些冻成固体的鼻涕泡吗？也不照照您自个那点坯子</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">说话别那么损啊！我坯子怎么了？嫌我长得不好，你找一好的给我瞅瞅啊！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你以为我不能？要不是我这人心慈手软，早就把你像甩大鼻涕似地甩了！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">嗨，你还来劲了！也不瞅瞅你自己那点德行！要说你爸妈可真够伟大的，怎么就攒巴出你这么个半生不熟的东西！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">我长得是不如你，你瞧你长得多好</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">跟模特似的，而且还是毕加索先生专用的！我说怎么刚认识你就觉得眼熟呢，合着在毕老先生的名画里都见过！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” </span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;"><br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">就你好！细的跟根儿牙签似的，平时堆在一块堆儿也就罢了，每到那时候，我就跟梦见我姥姥在缝衣服一样。</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">缝衣服？你们家有这么长的缝衣服针？</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">长有什么用？这又不是买鱼线钓鱼！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">嗨！还真让你说着了！这关键时候，它就能钓鱼！这就是资本，你懂吗？想当年有个姜子牙</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">姜子牙？充其量你也就个绿豆芽！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">甭管什么芽，能钓鱼就成！你行吗？</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">我是不行，你行，要不你搁水里试试？留神别把乌龟、王八招来，人家一看你那东西的脑袋，还以为是它们家来了什么瞎了眼的亲戚呢！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">今儿我还就非试不可了！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">嗯</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你放开我！你再不撒手我喊人了，臭流氓</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你喊就喊吧，我想钓鱼了</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;"> ……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你不是嫌我像蛋黄吗？你去找个大的呀、你去呀！</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　男：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">我喜欢小的，钻石珠宝都用小盒装、垃圾才用大筐抬呢</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　女：</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">“</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你讨厌</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">… …</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你欺负人</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">……</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">你坏</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;"> ……” <br/></span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">　　看了不留言的</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">:</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">男的以后细牙签似的</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">…,</span></font><font face="新細明體" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體;">女的以后小的像蛋黄</span></font><font color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy;">…</span></font>

打工阿建

是啊，咒诅

迷失

哈哈。开心一笑！

lingmeng

再次一笑而過

柯甫

黑呀！！

郭秦安

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丈夫:"我就喜欢你的这种幽默感..."

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原帖由 打工阿建 于 2008-11-10 23:13 发表
是啊，咒诅

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难得一笑。