[转帖]笑死人不偿命！当葛朗台遇上严监生

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">笑死人不偿命！当葛朗台遇上严监生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        </font></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">省钱达人葛朗台省遍西方无敌手，听说中国有个叫严监生的，也是个中高手，于是兴起了比试之心。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">这一天，风和日丽，大家爬树的爬树，爬墙的爬墙，几乎把擂台围成了一个井窟窿。主持人见状，兴奋极了：“俗话说，我们吃饭是为了活着，但活着不是为了吃饭。大家都要有一点精神追求，当然也要享受精神生活。所以，本次大赛的任务就是——怎样花最少的钱游遍天下景点？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“这还不简单！”主持人话音尚未落地，葛朗台就噼里啪啦地说开了：“要说旅游，衣食住行都可以省，唯独景点门票是一根硬骨头，价钱不好咬。不过，组团购票就能享受优惠，我组他七个人，打个八折，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><font face="Times New Roman">250</font></span><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">的门票转眼就能省</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">块！哈哈哈哈——”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“万一我凑不齐</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">个人，我就是一个散客，又该怎么省呢？”角落里飙出一声质疑，一针见血地戳破了葛朗台的省钱大计，哽得葛朗台再也“哈”不起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">擂台下顿时一片喧哗，而擂台上的严监生却一副好整以暇的模样，这让葛朗台非常不爽，“<personname wst="on" productid="严">严</personname>先生，请问你有什么更高明的主意吗？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">严监生乜了葛朗台一眼，慢悠悠地伸出一根手指头。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“莫不是要勒紧裤腰带，一天只吃一顿饭？”路人甲揣测。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“非也，非也，旅游本是快乐事，哪儿有自虐的道理？严老爷这是打算一边旅游，一边做买卖，有出又有进，一毛不亏！”路人乙设想。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“大错特错，大错特错，严老爷是有监生身份的人，岂能这般作为？以区区对严老爷的了解而言，严老爷这是要傍一个大款，跟着严贡生大老爷风光。”路人丙断言。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一时间，各种猜疑纷纷出炉，严重干扰比赛秩序，主持人只好向严监生讨教。严监生咳了两声，清了清嗓子，不慌不忙地摇了摇伸出去的那根指头，道：“一张门票都有优惠！！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">葛朗台大惊失色，“不需要组团？就算是散客，就算只买一张门票，都有优惠？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">严监生点点头。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">葛朗台的下巴都快磕到地上去了，“我不相信，哪里会有这么好的事儿？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">严监生鄙视道：“切！以你的智慧，我很难跟你解释。”说完，拎出一台笔记本，哒哒地输入</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><a href="http://www.88gogo.com/"><span style="COLOR: red;"><font face="Times New Roman">www.88gogo.com</font></span></a></span><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">——掌门人网——全国最大景点门票预订网，一张门票都有优惠！！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">主持人擦了擦嘴角的口水，严肃地问道：“严老爷，您每次出现都带给我们不一样的视觉冲击。请问，您成功的秘诀是什么？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"><p></p></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“其实……我没有什么成功的秘诀，我只是站在了巨人的肩膀上！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">88gogo.<a href="http://www.88gogo.com/"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><span lang="EN-US">掌门人网</span></span></a></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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