[转帖]笑话

娟子

<div class="t_msgfont" id="postmessage_476174">一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要离 开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴深深的声音：闺女，你又忘了带鈅匙啊。女子惊骇，也哇哇奔逃。这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说到：靠，耽误我工作，吓 死你们</div>

战地黄花

<font size="4">哈哈，果然是个笑话！</font>[em01][em01]

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<font size="5">躺着又说：她的鈅匙在我这里呢，麻烦你拿给她喔。</font>

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<p><font size="5">下次偶也古样吓人~</font></p>

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<span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一条蛇与一只兔子在森林中的叉路相撞，</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
        </span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">两人争吵一阵后竟然发现彼此都是瞎子，于是便惺惺相惜了起来。</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">蛇泣道：「我从对就没了父母，连水中的倒影也看不见。到现在我还不晓得我是什么动物」。</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">「我也是耶？」</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
        </span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">兔子也感伤的说。「我也不知道自己长什么样子</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">」</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一阵长谈，蛇想出了一个点子。他跟兔子说：「我想到了！我们彼此触摸对方，然后告诉对方是什么动物，好吗？」</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">兔子兴奋的大叫：「好啊好啊好啊，我终于可以知道我是什么动物了！」</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">蛇说：「我先来！」</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
        </span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">接着他便把小白兔卷起来</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">...</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">「嗯。你有温暖的身体，毛茸茸的身子，长长大大的耳朵，尖尖的鼻子，健壮的后腿，还有一小条尾巴，末端还附一个小毛球</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">.......</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我知道了！」蛇高兴的大喊：「你是只小白兔！」</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">知道身世的兔子大喜：「该我了，该我了！」</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
        </span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">便蹦蹦跳跳到了蛇的身边，开始用鼻子触摸。</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/><br/></span><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">「嗯，哇！你是个冷血动物，脸皮跟身子皮都很厚，还有炼</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">?</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">黏恶心的外表。啧啧！有长长可以到处钻的身体，但是竟然没有肩膀</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">
                </span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">.............</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">哇靠！头小小的没什么脑袋，嘴巴竟是全身最大的器官</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">......</span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #006600; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">天啊！嘴巴里有毒牙！你老师的！还有分叉的舌头！」</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;"><br/><br/></span><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">兔子突然大怒跳开：「你他妈的，竟然是个</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun;">------</span><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">记者</span></strong><span lang="ZH-CN" twffan="done" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">！」</span>