[原创]广州英雄谱

江湖

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                                </font></span><font size="3">广州英雄谱</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">     江湖听说</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">年没过完</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">长期蜗居南方的孔雀已从家里纷纷东南飞了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">海陆空</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">各尽其能</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">有则在家欢天喜地、呼朋结友</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">有则酩酊大醉</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">大喊痛苦</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">有则一掷千金、通宵豪赌</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">有则贤达明惠，相夫教子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">亲爱的坛友们，来者就欢呼下，通个气，打个招呼。乡音、乡情好长时间没有倾斜羊城的上空。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">听说小军也带着大板城的姑娘姗姗来迟。那斯胆敢不拿出带来的家乡特产和酒，就弹劾废了他。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">至于天使的那点麦籽酱就甭考虑了，那丫头忒小气，睹物思情，动点麦籽酱，听说会哭上一上午。还是留给她慢慢伤心吧。亏我哄她一下午。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">关于剑客兄，更不地道。说好孝敬武穴酥糖的，自从遇到空姐后，硬硬的效仿巴拿马博览会，活活拆散整封酥糖，让整个机舱，飘满桂花香。倒头来，南航小妹挑着嘴角，说他没超<chmetcnv wst="on" tcsc="1" numbertype="3" negative="False" hasspace="False" sourcevalue="1" unitname="米">一米</chmetcnv>七，免考虑。幸亏剑客行走江湖喜欢减掉胡子，否则，早该吹胡子瞪眼了。哎，念那斯在万米高空也算是为家乡产品作出贡献，暂就不追究责任了。但，下不为例。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">至于新八楼自从年底认识十九楼后，那是茶不思、饭不香。本就军旅硬汉一条，却烙得东风破、人比黄花瘦。八楼兄，你已在八楼了，太阳当空照，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">勇</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">字心头耀。从八楼踏上十九楼，咋就这么难？那妮子不笑你，哥儿几个就已经笑话你了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">老邢厚道人一个，就不用调侃了。听说最近狂走桃花运，人家一个鄙视的眼神都会被他理解成一个媚眼。顿时，让镜框后的眼睛精光暴射、火花四溅。居然会在人家的背影后，露出灿烂的笑容，展示那标志性的建筑</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">——</span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">虎牙两颗。又大又白，在阳光下，甚是耀眼，标致极了。这小子，一把年纪了，还用此招真是黥驴技穷。想当初，如果不是这小子常有意无意的展示那标志性的虎牙，我的初恋也就不会成为他的爱妾。想到这里，我的牙，又开始痒了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                                </span></span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">还有老帽，号称一代情歌王子，每次聚会只要看到他那单眼皮，就想：江湖中还有如此平民化的王子？小聚一次时，拭目以待洗耳恭听的，原以为是天籁之音，却不知也让我等大跌眼镜，哎，什么叫沧桑岁月、人老歌黄，这便是了。拜托哪位在广州做美容美肤的，给老帽修理修理，也好对得起观众。乡里乡亲的，也该拉拉吧。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                                </span></span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">综观芸芸众生，还是思念我那放飞心情妹子。淳朴的脸上永远挂着轻风细雨，永远让人在温暖之间。只是，我亲爱的妹子呀，不要老是唠唠叨叨、喋喋不休了。不知你是否知晓，自从你唠叨后，家里的黄花菜再也不用煮了，早已在你的唠叨声中慢慢变熟。所以，广州的天河区至今依然流传着咱家美丽的传说，一罐煤气，用了六个月另十八天。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                                </span></span><font face="宋体"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;">好友太多了，不便一一道来。每一个人就是一本书、一个故事。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p><font size="3">
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灰色系

<p><font color="#ee6911" size="4"><strong>也来掌声，怎么没有我？</strong></font></p>

新八楼

<strong><font color="#ff00cc" size="5">有虫牙要喝蒙古酒治。</font></strong>

xjy369

<font size="5">老江你这一招比较辢的,与老帽第一次在广州打电话我一样,一口的广州话,让我不知所云.当年在</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">桃花岛上,你的初恋被我出怪招<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">精光暴射,火花四溅,<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">标志性<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">虎牙摘下,因为没有标签注明是你的多多得罪也是万分不得已,今又逢雪灾天冷,<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">桃花岛上少见<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">桃花也不能说我<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">黥驴技穷,至于你<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">的牙，又开始痒了,是否有虫？过年不要吃太多的糖了，建议把虫牙拔掉的好。</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>

秋坟鬼唱诗

MJ看得眼花什么乱了

哒板城的姑娘

<p><font color="#ee3d11" size="5">什么时候唱的，我怎么没听到呢？等我查有此事一定严惩不贷。</font></p>[em01][em01]

张弓亮刀

<p>严刑逼供 一定有问题</p>

十九楼

<p></p><p></p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">哈哈,同意!</font></p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">严查军长~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</font></p>

江湖

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                </font><font size="4">达板城妹子,做女人太聪明不好.</font><font size="4">看紧军长就行了</font></p><p><font size="4">           这段时间不知何故,他老是唱:"得意的笑呢"(一脸的坏笑)</font></p><p><font size="4">           你不查查原因?</font></p>

剑客

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>evrgy</i>在2008-2-18 20:20:22的发言：</b><br/><p>换做西</p><p>广州居然有此等人才</p><p>佩服，佩服</p><p>还好我不知道你是谁</p><p>不然，帽子哥要拿我逼供了......</p><p></p><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/></div><p><strong><font color="#ff0000" size="4">武穴人在广州，是人才辈出，军长居然不知道“江湖”是谁，说明你的统一战线工作还做得不够，另外“江湖”的隐蔽工作也做得太好。实在是高。</font></strong></p>