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[原创] 特色造句,智商低于120的勿进,怕伤你自尊!

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发表于 2007-7-10 11:18:09 | 显示全部楼层
<p><font size="5">楼主有一阵子很牛,BP机挂在腰上像宝一样!</font></p><p><font size="5">下一个:日本</font></p><p></p>
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发表于 2007-7-11 17:17:49 | 显示全部楼层
<p>狗日的,本是该死的</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; 无聊</p>
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发表于 2007-7-12 10:45:46 | 显示全部楼层
<p>偶一朋友叫小无,聊Q贼牛.泡了不少MM...羡慕啊!......</p><p>羡慕</p>
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发表于 2007-10-4 21:35:03 | 显示全部楼层
<p>“快。。。”乐乐在边上大声的对着运动场内的钢盔喊道,“再坚持最后一百米你就是冠军了!”</p><p>出个难点的题目:尴尬</p>
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发表于 2007-10-17 15:54:35 | 显示全部楼层
楼上的,这怎么接嘛?要不我出个给你:窟窿,看你怎么接????
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发表于 2007-10-17 19:58:16 | 显示全部楼层
<p>也太难了点吧?</p><p>"小窟,窿窿,两个懒家伙,天都亮了,还不起床??"]</p><p>楼下的:魍魉</p><p></p>
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发表于 2007-10-17 22:45:01 | 显示全部楼层
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>娟儿</i>在2007-10-17 15:54:35的发言:</b><br/>楼上的,这怎么接嘛?要不我出个给你:窟窿,看你怎么接????</div><p>也没什么难的啊!不就是尴尬么!看我的! </p><p>尴尴,尬尬你们两兄弟来了!等会啊!我这就给你糖吃!</p>[em01][em01][em01]
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发表于 2007-10-18 12:42:55 | 显示全部楼层
<p>飞龙,你太有才了,哈哈....</p><p>举一反三接乔乔的:魍,魉你们兄弟的名字怎么这么怪啊?</p><p>楼下的:崇拜(不准再用名字了)</p>
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发表于 2007-10-31 19:48:00 | 显示全部楼层
&nbsp; 我的地位何等尊崇! 拜月教主刚说完,被李逍遥抽了一耳光...!
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发表于 2007-12-5 10:08:17 | 显示全部楼层

茶是如何有名字的:日本茶道老祖宗

<p>靠,楼上的咋就不出个题目哦,害我无聊滴很泥,我真想鄙视你一下!</p><p>随便接吧,&nbsp; 我女朋友的双耳光让我看不让我摸,我郁闷啊!</p><p>楼下的接:郁闷</p><p></p><p></p><p><font color="#000000">茶是如何有名字的:日本茶道老祖宗</font></p><p><font color="#000000">  直到唐朝,中国人才开始命名了”茶”这个词。后来中国人写的一本关于茶的书被认为启迪了日本的茶道礼仪。“茶”的发音各方言不同,但都描述的是“叶子”……</font></p><p><font color="#000000">From the earliest times tea was renowned for its properties as a healthy, refreshing drink. By the third century AD many stories were being told and some written about tea and the benefits of tea drinking, but it was not until the </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sport-shoes.html"><font color="#000000">sport shoes</font></a><font color="#000000">(618 AD - 906 AD) that tea became China's </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/Sport-bags.html"><font color="#000000">Sport bags</font></a><font color="#000000"> and the word ch'a was used to describe tea.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></p><p><font color="#000000">The first book on tea "Ch'a Ching", circa 780 AD, was written by the Chinese author </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sports-shoes.html"><font color="#000000">sports shoes</font></a><font color="#000000">. It comprises three volumes and covers tea from its growth through to its </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/Sports-Accessories.html"><font color="#000000">Sports Accessories</font></a><font color="#000000"> and </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sporting-goods.html"><font color="#000000">sporting goods</font></a><font color="#000000">, as well as covering a historical summary and famous early tea plantation. There are many illustrations of tea making utensils and some say that the </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sports-watch.html"><font color="#000000">sports watch</font></a><font color="#000000"> inspired the Buddhist priests to create the </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sport-socks.html"><font color="#000000">sport socks</font></a><font color="#000000"> tea ceremony.  </font></p><p><font color="#000000">The modern term "tea" derives from early Chinese dialect words - such as </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/Sportswear.html"><font color="#000000">Sportswear</font></a><font color="#000000">, Cha and Tay - used both to describe the beverage and the leaf. Known as Camellia sinensis, tea is an evergreen plant of the </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sport-shoes.html"><font color="#000000">sport shoes</font></a><font color="#000000">. It has smooth, shiny pointed leaves which look similar to the </font><a href="http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0CZ0K/sports-wears.html"><font color="#000000">sports wears</font></a><font color="#000000"> in British gardens. </font></p><p><font color="#000000">重点词汇</font></p><p><font color="#000000">dialect n. 方言,语调&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; beverage n. 饮料&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; utensil n. 器具&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Camellia n. (植)茶属</font></p>
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