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                                <br/></span>但是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>班上的女同学，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>找工作就更难了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>为了找到工作，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>她们想找容易找工作的男大学生，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>谈一场恋爱，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>以此来找到工作。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>于是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>女生第一次把电话打到了我们的寝室，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>可是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>可怜的同学，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>你们要找到容易找工作的男大学生，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>不是比找工作，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>更难吗。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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                                <br/></span>只有在简历上做文章了。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>四年的大学，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老二当了一年班长，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>木瓜当了一年班长，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>呆瓜洪当了一年班长，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老狗当了一年班长，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我还当了一年班长。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>其实我们当了多少年班长，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>都没有什么用，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>最有用的，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>还是父母当局长。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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                                <br/></span>工作还是挺多的，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>有钱的家庭，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>就热衷于找女大学生去当保姆。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>只是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>有的保姆要不停地说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>是，太太，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>是，太太。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>而有的保姆则要不停地说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>不，先生，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>不，先生。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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                                <br/></span>一名北大的毕业生，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>都待业在家，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>因为父母和亲戚，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>都是做糖葫芦的，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>所以，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>他也只有做糖葫芦。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>75 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们就业难，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>学校的日子也不好过，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>学校到处去推销毕业生。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们感慨，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>学校啊，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>谁叫你们，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>只忙着，进材料，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>忘记了，加工。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>77 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>其实，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>工作都是差不多的，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>要么很累，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>要么就没钱，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>不管是大公司，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>还是小公司。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>普华永道是家大公司，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>工资很高，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>但大象都知道那里的工作很累。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一个普华永道的哥们，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>到非洲去看大象，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>他跟大象说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们来非洲数大象。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>大象就乐了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>原来普华永道还是靠审计吃饭。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>然后，他跟大象说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们来还打算招几头大象回公司上班，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>结果，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>大象吓得一边哭，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一边掉头就跑了。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>76 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>也有的人中奖了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>找到了好工作，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>他给我们介绍秘籍说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>要找好工作，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>首先，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们要读<span lang="EN-US">XX</span>学院，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>然后，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们到好工作电脑培训学校培训，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>最后，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们还要吃一块绿箭口香糖。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>78 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们本科生没有出路，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>那么初中生呢？</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老狗的一个初中同学，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>造出了一个机器人，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>这个机器人会招呼客人，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>会指引带路，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>不过啊，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>很可惜，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>它不会高等数学和外语。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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                                <br/></span>大学生创业，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我们也干过。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老二开公司的时候，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>为了节约，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>每天三个员工和他一起吃饭，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>吃着水煮白菜，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>喝着白菜煮水。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>为了给水煮白菜加点油水，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老二每顿饭都要讲几个笑话，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>逗得员工哈哈大笑。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
                        </strong><br/></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

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                                        <br/></span>一个员工没有笑，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>老二问他是不是今天的笑话不好笑，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>他说，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>不用笑了，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>我要辞职了。</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p>