[公告]《大江之武穴信息网专辑》备选稿件（部分）

张弓亮剑

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-line-height-alt: 16.5pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">没大没小，开心就好</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 71.7pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 5.31; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">十九楼</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">楼楼，就是俺，在职场打拼，与同事和睦相处，但也难保不来点恶作剧，于是，引出笑话一箩筐。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">１</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">.</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">楼楼与一男同事一起办公。每每楼儿喊他</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">“</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">大叔</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">”</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">，他就瞪眼。楼儿便飞起一脚。大叔嚎叫：啊！你这个人，我裤子每两天洗一次，你这么一踹，搞的我天天洗裤子！</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="宋体">２</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">.</span></b><font face="宋体"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">为了维持上班秩序，老总规定，凡是上班讲闲话的，都要到办公室后面罚站，并且把说话的内容大声说十次。</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></font></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">有一天，十九楼和邻座窃窃私语，被老总逮个正着。</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><br/></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">老总怒道：</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">“</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">十九楼，到后面罚站，把你刚刚说的话再大声说十次。</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">”</span></b><font face="宋体"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">十九楼低着头走出来，开始喃喃的低声说着。</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></font></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">老总怒斥：</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">“</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">大声一点！让大家都听得到！</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">”<p></p></span></b></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">十九楼提高了嗓子：</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">“</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">老总的拉链没拉</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">……</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">老总的拉链没拉</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">……”<p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">３</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">.</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">　</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">某日下班，楼儿对大叔嚷嚷：大叔，晚上请偶吃饭。</span></b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">大叔斜眼道：为什么要我请你吃饭啊，给个理由先！</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">楼儿雄赳赳气昂昂的回道：男人请吃饭，需要理由吗？</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">后来，大叔带着</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">1</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">群</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">MM</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">浩浩荡荡的向酒楼进军。。。。。。</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">４</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">.</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">　</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">同学</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">H</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">跟楼楼哭诉</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">:</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">我周</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">1</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">到周</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">5</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">每天都吃快餐</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">,</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">周末吃泡面</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">,</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">命苦啊</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">…..<p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">楼楼</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">:</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">哇</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">,</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;">你的饮食好有规律的喔</span></b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></p>

张弓亮剑

<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">５</font></span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">.</span></b><font face="宋体"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">　</span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">楼儿公司的总工，有时候脾气不好，会吼人，还爱唠叨。</span></strong></font><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">把偶惹火了，偶就。。。偶就。。。默默的忍着！哼！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">然后趁他不注意滴时候，偷偷溜进他办公室，把空调滴温度调到最低。。。</span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><font face="宋体"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">冻他！</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></font></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">6.</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">天气渐暖，有点儿干燥。</span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #f709f7; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">楼儿就使劲擦唇油儿，来来回回反反复复的涂抹，以确保嘴唇丰润娇滴不缺水份。大叔见了，凑过来，喷道：你把个嘴唇涂得像香肠一样的做什么啊？</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #0909f7; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">7.</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">读到一则小新闻，说</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">个变态男子，在大街上，看到漂亮</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">MM</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">就往人家脸上泼硫酸。惊叹之余，与办公室众</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">MM</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">分享。大家都说，怎么会有这么</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">BT</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">的人？以后还怎么上街啊。。。门缝里冒出大叔的声音：没事儿没事儿，你们都长的很安全喔。</span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">顿遭群殴！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                                </span>8.</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">早上起晚了，没顾的上吃早餐就往公司狂奔。肚子饿的奏乐抗议，就轮个儿办公室的搜寻食物。突然眼睛</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">亮，在某同事的桌子上看到有什么东东在冒热气儿。上前一看，原来是馒头，唉。。。饥不择食，拿起来就咬了</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">口。。。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p style="TEXT-INDENT: 18pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">实在难吃，便用袋子装好，放回原处。不多久，就听到某办公室１个穿越时空撕心裂肺的嚎叫：啊！我们公司有老鼠啊。。。。。。</span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></b><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">偶￥</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><a href="mailto:…$@%" target="_blank"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black;">…$@%</span></a></span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">*#</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">￥</span></strong><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
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冉西儿

<p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">                          【原创】桃花朵朵开</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">三月，甜蜜的季节。《桃花朵朵开》，喜欢听到阿牛的这首歌。 底心里，不禁会猛然油生出一份怀念的快乐，想念的快乐。怀念，少年时代美好时光的魂牵梦萦；想念，少年时代抱头共枕的狐朋狗友。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">住在花桥乡下的日子里，学校每年都会组织学生春游活动，且年复一年的去处，似乎也只有“仙人坝水库”，感觉，才是最佳的出游境地。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">印象中，总能记得。读初中的哥哥，周末时日，常会相邀一些男、女同学到家里来集中，出去钓鱼或者野炊之类的活动策划。为了逃避父母的过重追问，多半，自是少不了家中小妹俺的一路相缠与尾随。P巅P巅地紧紧跟在扛着一根用瘦竹自制而成的鱼竿的哥哥后面，生怕速度跟不上，拖了哥哥的后腿儿。从花桥到仙人坝水库，若是步行，大概需要几个小时的路程。一路上，都会路过诸如为新庄垸、枫垸、戴文义等一些取名别颖的垸落，并会经过一条蜿蜒绵长且清澈见底的新河。经常可看到一些附近村庄的妇女，蹲在河边人工堆砌而成的石阶上，抡着忙棰，起落有致；偶见一些跟在洗衣服的母亲后面玩水的娃儿们，全然不顾母亲的劝阻，嘻哈之间闹得正欢。时不时地，可听到水岸边传来一些大人们无可奈何的怒吼声…… </font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">出游野炊的时候，总要约上几个好友，骑上家中平日只能适合父亲身高的“永久”牌超大载重车，任车笼头前放置的锅碗瓢盆，坑坑洼洼的一路上哐哐作响，飞奔而去。忙得，不亦乐乎。除了野炊的餐具之外，能够带上的都是家里常备的、不需要过多烦杂的操作程序且一煮即可吃的那些诸如面条、糯米耙等食物。为了丰富餐物品种的多样化，派上几个手疾眼快的，下到附近村民的菜园内，瞄准没人的那会儿，趁机赶紧扯上些时令的嫩菜芯等，备作下锅菜之用。到达仙人坝水库办公区域内，将所骑的自行车全都锁好，停在仙人塔附近。卸下所带一切厨中装备，步行至水库边的山脚下，开始分工，后各负其责。一般情况下，俺分到的都是负责捡柴烧火的任务。杏华、小玲，一直都是好友之中年龄稍大且可以掌勺的角色，用现在的话来讲，就是红案主作的大师级人物。桂平、丽平，则专门负责架灶的事情。说起架灶，看似容易，其实挺难的。首先，得需要选个避风的位置，方能掏洞，且所掏灶洞的高低与深浅，直接影响到火势的劣旺程度。同时，也将直接影响着负责捡柴者的工作量大小。春花烂漫的季节，遍地青草枝条嫩绿丛生，根本无法折断也不适宜当作柴火之用。一路狂扫，好不容易捡到一些零星的枯丛毛，将从家里带来的塑料袋，勉强装满一袋。枯黄的丛树毛，起初用来引火，效果超强。但光靠所捡零星的丛树毛来煮熟一顿饭，着实太难了，必须要有实心的树干、枝条等，才能经得住长时间的燃烧过程。 </font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">掏好洞，架起灶，塞进柴，点燃火，摆上锅，舀上半脸盆的水库新鲜水，放入事先切好的条状糯米耙块，盖上锅盖，静待锅中的水开冒白泡。待水开后，只见小坐一番的杏华，起身从荷包内掏出一包用一页大格作文本的纸张包好的盐粒，信心百倍地抖上几抖，向锅内撒了下去。小玲，择时地将从家里备足的用洗干净的蓝墨水瓶装满的菜油，全部倒进锅中。洗好的嫩菜芯，因无菜刀可切，且力量有限，仅只能用双手撕成如筷子状，扔进锅内，与已经煮得差不多的耙块，混作一团。烟雾缭绕的等待之后，估计，糯米耙差不多煮熟了，杏华揭开锅盖，热气腾腾，哇——好香哦，口水都快出来了。看上去，显得好好吃的样子。待入口，确实，N年以后的回想，仍然，津津有味。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">三月的季节里，山上大片的桃花林，远眼眺去，悦目极致。若些的映山红花，也已经开始陆续地绽放。一路上，穿梭于无数座山坳中摘下大把大把的“映山红”，沿着水库坝边抽着无数的“麻雀羊”，挖出根根又白又壮的“鸡胯”，成群的丫头片子，倚在泄洪道边，一边享受着阳光一边抑止不住疯狂大笑……那种快乐，难以想像的，人间天堂。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">返程的路上，都会经过戴文义大队的一家小卖部。里面，会卖有一种小型油炸且香味极浓的用透明褶皱纸样包裹的圆形蛋糕。售价，壹角钱一个。很少会存有零花钱的俺们，无论如何，总要买上几个，意犹未尽之时，怎奈囊中羞涩，终只得作罢。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">转眼而逝，那时的丫头片子，如今，却也是三十有一，已为人妇为人母之年。每日穿梭于无数名山秀水之间，心中，却仍然，时刻怀念着，那时的山，那时的水，那时的人儿。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">又是，一年三月时。</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">那时的山，那时的水，那时的人儿啊，你又可曾知道，我依然会在这儿，静静地等着你？</font></p><p><font color="#dd2292" size="4">等着你，回来。看那，满山遍野的桃花儿，朵朵开。</font></p>