<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">故事版这二天创了新高<span lang="EN-US">,</span>发贴量超<span lang="EN-US">100,</span>这是作为此版版主的我所期望的<span lang="EN-US">,</span>也所希望看到的结果<span lang="EN-US">,</span>感到很欣慰<span lang="EN-US">,</span>很开心<span lang="EN-US">,</span>感谢会员朋友们对故事版的支持<span lang="EN-US">. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>嗯,有付出就有回报,应该的.来奢一个</strong></font><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">一场阴阳差错的信息风波引来了一场爆笑的喜剧故事<span lang="EN-US">,</span>听雪和双喜有力的配合<span lang="EN-US">,</span>哦<span lang="EN-US">,</span>还不能忘记那个快<span lang="EN-US">69</span>的岁的<span lang="EN-US">WC</span>大叔的功劳<span lang="EN-US">,</span>合演了这场令人啼笑皆非的喜剧片<span lang="EN-US">,</span>最后俏俏对此故事精彩汇总<span lang="EN-US">,</span>更增添了无穷的韵味<span lang="EN-US">.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>我们都是WC村最好的喜剧演员,为这次辛苦参与演出的演员表示最忠心的感谢!</strong></font><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">每想到此事<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不禁偷笑二回<span lang="EN-US">,</span>回想起<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我怎么这么笨呢<span lang="EN-US">?</span>第一次跟那个阿九通信息<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我的问题他总是稀里糊涂的回答<span lang="EN-US">,</span>原以为听雪是不是有意在跟我开玩笑<span lang="EN-US">,</span>装糊涂呵<span lang="EN-US">,</span>男阿九问我是谁<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我反过来问他<span lang="EN-US">:</span>你是听雪阿九吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span>男阿九回答是的<span lang="EN-US">,</span>是阿九就没错呗<span lang="EN-US">,</span>哪知道竟然有二个阿九<span lang="EN-US">,</span>而这二个阿九的号同时在一根肚肠子喜儿丫头身上<span lang="EN-US">,</span>没想到这个一根肚肠子没头脑<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不管三七二十一找了一个阿九的号给我就完事了<span lang="EN-US">.</span>我还当个真<span lang="EN-US">,</span>以为真的是听雪的号<span lang="EN-US">,</span>还好好的保存着<span lang="EN-US">,</span>结果第二次出丑<span lang="EN-US">,</span>导演了这场好笑又好气信息的尴尬<span lang="EN-US">.</span>唉<span lang="EN-US">,</span>怪别人吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span>不怪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>怪只怪自已用心不良<span lang="EN-US">,</span>反遭殃<span lang="EN-US">.</span>怪自怪自已太轻信别人<span lang="EN-US">,</span>心无城府<span lang="EN-US">,</span>没回想去查个号<span lang="EN-US">,</span>也难怪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我一般很少发信息<span lang="EN-US">,</span>跟那个男阿九只有二次交流<span lang="EN-US">,</span>第一次莫明其妙的结束后<span lang="EN-US">,</span>就一直没联系过<span lang="EN-US">,</span>想想中秋节嘛<span lang="EN-US">,</span>发个信息祝贺一下也应该的<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不过也得带点色彩<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不然就没那个味道了哈<span lang="EN-US">,</span>结果出了大糗<span lang="EN-US">,</span>唉<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不提也罢…<span lang="EN-US">.. </span></span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>别不提啊,很多事情提提更健康,你说呢?哈哈</strong></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">双喜有罪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>听雪的罪是不可以必免的</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><strong><font color="#ff0000">我有罪,但是罪源不在我这里,这只能怪给听雪看病的那老医生,谁叫他误诊呢?如果没有他的误诊,雪也不会着急,你也不会担心,我也不会急着讲错号告诉你,您说呢?</font></strong><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">第一次跟听雪坦白后<span lang="EN-US">,</span>她如果用心回答也不会发生第二次笑料<span lang="EN-US">,</span>她明知道没收到<span lang="EN-US">,</span>却来一个”哦”<span lang="EN-US">,</span>这不证明这个号就是她的嘛<span lang="EN-US">,</span>她可是罪上罪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>让她写<span lang="EN-US">1500</span>个字的检讨算是便宜她了哈</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><strong><font color="#ff0000">算了,现在买什么都打折,就当是给听雪打了个贵宾折!以后好长来往嘛...</font></strong><span lang="EN-US">
<p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">一朝被蛇咬<span lang="EN-US">,</span>十年怕井绳<span lang="EN-US">,</span>那天晚上听雪告诉了她的号码<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我先存着<span lang="EN-US">,</span>但总不放心<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不想再次被忽悠<span lang="EN-US">,</span>第二天中午用小灵通打了她的号<span lang="EN-US">,</span>号码是通了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>但是没人接<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我正纳闷<span lang="EN-US">,</span>不会真的又被忽悠了吧<span lang="EN-US">?</span>我怎么这么惨呢<span lang="EN-US">?</span>晚上在网上跟听雪相遇了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>问她<span lang="EN-US">:</span>“我打你电话了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>知道吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span>”“没有”不会吧<span lang="EN-US">,</span>难道真是假的吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span>一会来了一句<span lang="EN-US">,</span>有一个陌生人<span lang="EN-US">0513,</span>这就对了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>还好<span lang="EN-US">,</span>姐妹你没有欺骗我<span lang="EN-US">,</span>如果再欺骗我<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我这颗受伤的心呀恐怕难以抚平了<span lang="EN-US">. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><strong><font color="#ff0000">小灵通拿来,没收!</font></strong></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;">双喜的一篇<span lang="EN-US">,</span>宝贝<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我想你了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>勾引起我的思绪<span lang="EN-US">,</span>宝贝<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我也想你了<span lang="EN-US">,</span>你能感觉到吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><span lang="EN-US"><strong><font color="#ff0000">嗯,集体收到咯</font></strong>
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