几种常见的论坛回复

天之痕

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">：这黄瓜真瘦。</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">B：曾经有一“根”冬瓜摆在我的面前，我却没有好好珍惜，等到它被村长一口吞下后，我才追悔莫及。人生中最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能再给我一次机会的话，我要对这根黄瓜说：滚远点！我要的是冬瓜！如果非要我吃这根黄瓜的话，我希望再给我来点醋！</span></p>

人比黄瓜瘦

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">：这黄瓜真瘦。</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">黄瓜：本黄瓜严正声明：在全世界只有唯一的、合法的瘦黄瓜。黄瓜的粗与瘦，都是信息村的内政问题，任何企图挑拨黄瓜粗与瘦之间的矛盾，想制造两条或两条以上的黄瓜，或是一条黄瓜一条冬瓜的行为都必将遭到包括信息村在内的全世界人民的反对和强烈谴责！</span></p>

风辣子

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">：这黄瓜真瘦。</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">B：还有人比黄瓜瘦呢！</span></p>

人比黄瓜瘦

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">：这黄瓜真瘦。</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">B：恩瘦恩的，我瘦我的，我不是看恩瘦所以才瘦，恩丫不是看我瘦所以丫瘦，俺两人是冒招儿瘦到一起的哈，缘份哈！</span></p>

塔水桥

<p>人比黄瓜瘦</p><p>*比石磙粗</p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">：这黄瓜真瘦</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: arial; mso-hansi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">B：连最小的套都嫌粗</span></p>