[日记本]两根头发37分的日记本

红双喜

雪芬酱品这次做出的酱绝对好吃，哎呀，不好，口水。。。。[em02]

慧眸一笑^_^

<font color="#0938f7" size="4"><p><font color="#0938f7" size="4">欲将心事付瑶琴，弦断有谁听？？？</font></p><p>
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听雪

<p>过来瞅瞅，看长成百草园没。</p>

两根头发37分

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2008.8.14 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">晴</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                </font></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="4">那个乡村小女老师真拽，把我们这大老爷们当学生似的管着，在她地盘上长点草黑就不乐意了。今天我就抖擞精神，也做一回她的老师！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="4">真说到做这个女魔头的老师还真有难度，比拖地，比文采，比狠，比拽…我是自愧不如，师父是退避三舍，但有一项黑绝对是望尘莫及的，那就是广济话！今天我就教黑讲广济话的几个小窍门。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">R</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">当</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Y</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">读：如</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Rang</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">让读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Yang,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Ren</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">人读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Yin</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Ran</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">然读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Yan</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">等</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">二是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">e</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">当作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">a</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">读：如</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Jie</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">借</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">姐</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Jia</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Die</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">爹读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Dia</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Xie</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">写读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Xia</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">有三个字的读法是古人有用过的。老杜的“去郭轩楹敞，无村眺望赊。澄江平少岸，幽树晚多花。细雨鱼儿出，微风燕子斜。城中十万户，此地二三家。”这里</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">She</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">赊读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Sha,Xie</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">斜读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">xia</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。太白的“…朝避猛虎，夕避长蛇，磨牙吮血，杀人如麻…”中的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">She</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">蛇应读作</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">Sha</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。这可都是我们广济话的读法哦</span></font></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="4">    好，今天我们就讲到这儿，下课！</font></span>

红双喜

<p>下课。。。。</p><p>我做好了全部的笔记，请老师验收！</p>

玫瑰

<p>搬个板凳坐下来听课</p>

听雪

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">两毛同学：<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                        </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">你好！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                        </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #4b555b; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">我是一个乡村小学教师没错，我曾经拽过也没错。好汉不提当年勇，那些在麻蝇儿面前拽的事，也没啥值得宣传的！更不值得你嫉妒和不平的！我拽我狠其实这不能怨我，林子大了，啥鸟没有哇。我想当一个温柔贤淑的女人，恁是没人给我这个机会呀！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">我可不敢管着你们大老爷们，我管不着，我也没空管呀。我是这儿的园丁，负责抹灰铲草，每天都来巡逻一回，来了总得签个到吧？草长多了，会荒芜的，如果开满了各种各样的小花朵，那该有多美好！我们的祖国是花园，我们的日记版是村中的小花园。每一个有责任心的有爱心的村民，都应该为小花园加花添朵儿的吧？你说是不是类？<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">我是个老老实实的女银，谨尊妇德。舞拖把那是咱的本职工作，那是没办法的事。你师傅退避三舍，那是有原因的。那是有一个不得不说的故事的<span lang="EN-US">.</span>你师傅早有龟隐之心，此次是借台阶下了而已。再恩师傅饭量大<span lang="EN-US">,</span>一顿可食两牛<span lang="EN-US">,</span>自己都饿得跟根瘦黄瓜似的，常常说“唯女子与小人难养也”，其实是他太会吃，以至养不起女人和小孩子而已。只好选择不和女人一般见识了！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">其实两毛同学的聪明与才情，我是特别特别佩服的呢！两千多年前，有个姓孔的老夫子就说了一句很好很好的话，现在人们还在学着说呢：三人行，必有我师。我是认真学习并积极实践的。你现在要教我学习广济话，我欣喜若狂的心情……我感激涕零的心情……（省略<span lang="EN-US">250</span>字）你的广济话水平，绝对是博士后的水平。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体;">不</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">啰嗦，慢慢跟着你学习，争当一个武穴的冒版假儿！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">下课了，两毛老师休息！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                        </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">听雪假儿<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 27.75pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #990099; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
                        </span>08/8/15<p></p></span></p>

小书僮

路过，不闹。走了。

十九楼

<p></p><p></p><p><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">好，噼里啪啦！</font></p>

十九楼

<p></p><p></p><p><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">挖塞，偶是第99楼滴那个MM啊，偶滴那个激动啊。。。</font></p>