[转帖]校园经典语录

潜龙

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>阅读须知： </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>读的时候，请不要笑； </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>读完了，请不要哭。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>1 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>学校门口总是有一些骗子， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>有的开着车， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>有的没有开车。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>没有开车的， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>骗骗我们的钱， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>开着车的， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>骗骗我们的人。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

潜龙

<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>2 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>有一天， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>校门口来了一名物理爱好者， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>认为自己推翻了相对论。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们去探讨请教， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>爱好者拿出一大堆自己演算的公式， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>给我们看， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>边看， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>爱好者在一旁很着急， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>不停地问， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>看懂了吗？看懂了吗？ </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们回答， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>没看懂。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>爱好者这才松了一口气。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

潜龙

<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>3 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>社会可能就是这样的。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>有的时候， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们想想想哭， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>为什么四年会过得那么快。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>四年前， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>木瓜是那么可爱。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>乡下来的木瓜， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>没有见过的东西太多， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>就和我们到他家乡的时候一样。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>4 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>我们出去玩， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">块钱去看了一场歌舞演出， </span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>才开幕， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>木瓜就尖叫了， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>女人还没穿好衣服， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>怎么就开幕了。 </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>但是现在， </strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>木瓜不一样了。</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>5 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>一个全国闻名的富翁死了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>木瓜悲伤得直哭。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老二问，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>哭这么伤心，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>难道他是你的父亲？</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>木瓜哭得更厉害了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>他说，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>为什么，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>他不是我的父亲。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>6 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>怀念呆瓜洪睡觉时候的呼噜声，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>除了木瓜。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>呆瓜洪睡觉总是打呼噜，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>木瓜睡不着，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>夜夜失眠，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>没有办法，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>只好去看医生。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>医生给木瓜开了些安眠药，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>并告诫他，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>放好一点，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>别让呆瓜洪偷吃了。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>7 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>这事被我们知道了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>呆瓜洪觉得很不好意思，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>只好每夜忍着先让木瓜睡着了再睡，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>当然，顺便也提醒木瓜吃安眠药，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一天夜里很晚了，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>呆瓜洪迷糊中忽然叫起睡熟了的木瓜，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>告诉木瓜忘了吃安眠药。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>8 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>有时候我们也搞班级活动，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>我上去出脑筋急转弯，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>老二回答。</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>请问，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一张中甲球票和一张中超球票掉在地上，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>你捡哪张？</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>答案是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一张都不捡。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>9 <br/></strong></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>你坐在一辆公交车上，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>车上包括你一共有<span lang="EN-US">5</span>个乘客，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>其中，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一个乘客在睡觉，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一个乘客在看报纸，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一个乘客在东张西望，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>一个乘客一本正经地坐着，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>请问，哪个是小偷？</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>答案是，</strong><strong><span lang="EN-US">
                                <br/></span>除了你全部都是。</strong><span lang="EN-US"><strong>
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潜龙

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: #c9dcf5; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">10 <br/></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #6633ff; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">我们学校还有很多处女，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>你知道她们在哪里？<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>答案是，<span lang="EN-US">
                                        <br/></span>在女生的肚子里。 </span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p>