小资女人的九种致命症状

劉群芳

<p><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><font face="新細明體">1.酸中毒： <p></p></font></span></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　她们喜欢一切精致的东西，以此来表明自己的不同凡俗：可口的美食、唯美的音乐、颓废的爱情……导致体内酸性过多，患胃溃疡而死。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">忧郁症： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">&nbsp;</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　小资大多还是有才的，钢琴弹得、小提琴拉得、弄弄古典诗词也在行，所以总在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">天生我才无处用</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">的顾影自怜中。她们的口头禅是：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">人家伤感死了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">有一天上帝终会让她们得偿的，在伤感中死去。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">3.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">孤独症： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　她们最欣赏的话是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">在路上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">，所以一生都在寻找。她们不喜欢望星，热衷追星，见到优秀的异性是要追的，追到手之后再怎么办，就不是新新人类的事了。他</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">她</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">们的爱情原则是：只爱一点点，只爱陌生人，只爱不言婚。小资男人认为好女人永远是别人的老婆，小资女人认为这世上好男人已经死光了，剩下的不是懦夫就是色狼。所以最终的结局是两种：或像王小波在大叫一声后满腔悲愤地死去，或像张爱玲悄无声息地死在美国的客舍里。只有一点相同：都太孤独。　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">4.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">鼻咽癌： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　因为总是憋着嗓子说话，长期咽喉发炎。又因睡眠不足，易感冒，且男女都抽烟，抽到一半就扔，以外国货为多。对此，她们如是说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">说实在的，那些包装设计真的很漂亮，就算不想抽烟，也有了占有欲。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">好像别人抽烟都是为了饱肚子，她们抽烟才是欣赏情调、格调、蓝调。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">5.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">网络中毒： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　网上恋爱、网上情人、网上约会，她们自要烂熟。闲时到聊天室装装纯情发发浪，到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">bbs</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">里捣捣乱，十分疯狂全占，一点儿正经没有。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><font face="新細明體">6.心力衰竭： <p></p></font></span></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　对于社会生活表现出极大的无兴趣；对于纵情享乐，表现出巨大的兴趣。见到好玩的好像总有用不完的体力需要发泄，上酒店、登山、郊游，任何游玩的机会，她们一律报到。要飙车，要蹦极，要开</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">party</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">，要没完没了发短信……唉！终不免心肌劳损而逝。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">7.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">安逸而死： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　除了打麻将和睡觉找不到别的生活乐趣，存折基本不动，脑袋基本不用。因为长期</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">两耳不闻窗外事，一心只看小资书</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">，导致目光短浅，如养在深闺的十二楼的女人，一是落后于时代，为时代所淘汰，二是落后就要挨打，被强人逼死。古人云：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">生于忧患，死于安乐。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">信之！ </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">8.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">软骨病： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　小资的生活方式是泡在过量的糖和咖啡里，是不屑于与老百姓同类的。所以吃饭要讲究、穿衣要品牌、装修要上档次。小资本来是供人瞻仰的艺术品，故把包装的艺术发挥到极致。小资男孩往往选择紧身窄裤，胯上横系一腰包，头发怪异，誓与女性比前卫；小资男人永远是温文有礼的，口袋里永远有取之不竭的香喷喷的餐巾纸，处处以女士优先，眼睛总不敢直视对方，眼光盈盈有水，带点闪烁，搞点笑容，整个一副新时期的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">新好男人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">形象。小资男人不打架不说粗话</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">小资女孩则反之</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">，因为出身不是贵族，便时刻唯恐别人说自己不是贵族，所以加倍注意塑造自己的形象，深怕大家一不小心把她们和社会大众混在一起。不知不觉中衣衫闪亮、油头粉面，或长发披肩、环佩叮当、一身的艺术状，飘飘然中性十足起来！ </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">9.</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">富贵病： </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　所谓小资，就是这样一些人，她们因了祖上功劳或是自身的身体条件，在衣食无忧后玩着花样算计怎么有滋有味地消耗生命。有那才你干点正事不成啊，有那钱你办所希望小学不行啊？因为要学人养尊处优，因为要保持雍容艳丽，常年不运动，三月不下楼，富贵病都来了：见光流泪，见风就倒，股骨头缺血性坏死，抵抗力下降，生命指数归零……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></font></span></p>

花雨夜

<p>还好</p><p>没有小资情结</p>