最欠扁的脑筋急转弯....

劉群芳

<p style="TEXT-INDENT: 25.8pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 12.9pt;"><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">提问：茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最没力？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：茉莉花。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：好一朵美丽</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">没力</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">的茉莉花。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：猩猩最讨厌什么线？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：平行线。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：平行线没有相交</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">香蕉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：历史上哪个人跑的最快</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">?<p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：曹操</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：说曹操曹操到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：米她妈是谁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　答案：花</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：花生米 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：小白加小白等于什么？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　等于小白兔 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：小白</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">TWO </span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：哪位历史人物最欠扁？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：苏武。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：苏武牧羊北海边</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">被海扁</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：从</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">1</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">9</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">1</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">懒惰；</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">勤劳。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　</span><span style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;">原因：一<span lang="EN-US">(1)不做二(2)不休。<p></p></span></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt;"><font face="新細明體">　　<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　回答：压它一下。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font face="新細明體"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">　　原因：鸦雀无声</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">(</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">压雀无声</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LETTER-SPACING: 1.2pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">)</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p>

邵卫斌

有意思，很好玩！

無名

呵呵！很好玩哟！

劉群芳

<p>一起笑口常開</p>

秋梦

<p>我以前还曾被人考过那样的题呢</p>

四海漂流

<p>是有点意思</p><p></p>

云崤

<p>抄袭,罚款100</p>

王者风范

<font face="隶书" color="#ff0033" size="5">看了,笑笑就好!</font>[em01]

天之痕

笑一笑，，，

邵卫斌

再看，再来笑！