设为首页收藏本站

武穴论坛

 找回密码
 中文注册
武穴论坛»论坛 › 综合资讯 › 精彩粘贴 › 手术室内最吓人的20句话
返回列表 发新帖
查看: 693|回复: 3

手术室内最吓人的20句话

[复制链接]
花雨夜
发表于 2007-4-19 14:50:31 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

马上注册，结交更多好友，享用更多功能，让你轻松玩转社区。

您需要 登录 才可以下载或查看，没有账号？中文注册

x
<table class="taCon"><tbody><tr><td><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="4"></font></td></tr></tbody></table><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" align="center" border="0" style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all;"><tbody><tr><td><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="4"></font></td></tr><tr><td><div id="divContent"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">1</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、</span>哇，搞半天他是个男人！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、我嘴里的烟头那里去了？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">3</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、拿斧子来！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">4</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、听说最近肾脏很值钱！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">5</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、这跳动的是心脏还是肺！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">6</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、着根肠子原本的位置在哪！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">7</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、大家休息一下，再接着来做手术。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">8</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、这个病人是什么血型来着。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">9</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、怎么会停电了！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#006400"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">10</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、大家下班吧！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><font color="#800080"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">11</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">XX</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">，还要重新开刀，我的剪刀不见了！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#800080"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">12</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、怎样划的疤痕才好看呢？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#800080"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">13</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、喂，你从他肚子里拿走了什么东西？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#800080"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">14</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、快去拿书来，我忘了这个器官叫什么！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><font color="#800080"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">15</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、算了，算了，凑和着缝上吧！</span></font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                        </span></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span><font color="#0000ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">16</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、这家伙只给</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">100</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">元红包！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#0000ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">17</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、这刀怎么这么钝，还要再划一次！</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#0000ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">18</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、不是吧，怎么多了个器官，这器官放哪？</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#0000ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">19</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、去拿块猪皮来。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">
                                                                                </span></font></font></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font color="#0000ff"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">20</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">、现在才</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">2</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">点，再混几个小时就下班了！</span></font></font></font></p><br/></div></td></tr></tbody></table>
回复

使用道具 举报

迷失
发表于 2007-4-19 15:19:23 | 显示全部楼层
吓死了。。。。。[em04]
回复 支持 反对

使用道具 举报

lawyerchl
发表于 2007-4-19 16:40:52 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵，还好
回复 支持 反对

使用道具 举报

蓝海鸥
发表于 2007-4-20 14:49:47 | 显示全部楼层
<p><font face="楷体_GB2312" color="#0033ff" size="4">说这些话的医生护士真是没有职业道德!</font></p>
回复 支持 反对

使用道具 举报

返回列表 发新帖
高级模式
B Color Image Link Quote Code Smilies
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 中文注册

本版积分规则

手机版|武穴信息网 ( 鄂ICP备2021017331号-1 )

鄂公网安备 42118202000100号

GMT+8, 2025-7-7 16:00 , Processed in 0.062630 second(s), 15 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.4 Licensed

© 2001-2023 Discuz! Team.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表