[灌水][原创]村运会 之 举重夺金记

穷穷的酸酸的

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">    话说村长小麦大人看到奥运会上中国连得金牌，特别是举重项目收获颇丰，不由得心潮起伏，激情澎湃</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">编者注：村书记张弓语</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">)</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。于是决定召开信息村全民运动会。主要项目之一就是女子举重。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="4">收到此消息，人在他乡队总教练邵卫斌紧急派出了四名弟子参加此项目各公斤级的角逐：分别是大强余旺弟，小强邓带弟，徐来弟以及张保弟。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><font size="4">在村里经济紧张的情况下，村长便发挥其天才的想象能力和动手能力，用六小贩那拉过白菜，拉过西瓜，拉过猪泼儿，还拉过露冰花的板车滚子做了一个杠铃，通过在两头挂秤砣来调节重量。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">在第一天的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">48</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公斤级决赛中，本土义工队的相姐在金牌教练宝爷的带领下，毫无悬念的战胜了不习惯器材的徐来弟夺得冠军。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.07; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">第二天到了：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">56</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公斤级女子举重决赛！人在他乡队的参赛选手是赫赫有名的大强，由于本土义工队女子无人体重达到此级别标准，大强将自动获得本级别的金牌。如果看官认为故事这么简单就结束了，那就大错了！大强由于高兴过头，这二天没注意控制自己的体重，在赛前</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">小时称重时，居然是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">57.50</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公斤，这样会被取消参赛资格的！大强大惊，连跑了八次</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">WC</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，体重计上还是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">57.20</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，就在他快要绝望的时候，牛师跳出来大吼一声：“鼻脓惯，把鼻脓哄了！”……（省略一百字）终于体重降到了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">56.92</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.07; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">正在快要颁奖的时候，一个红影闯了进来：金牌是我的！众人定睛一看，原来是昨天刚获得</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">48</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公斤级冠军的相姐。只见她左手雪津右手艾尔腰里还揣着一罐燕京，二颊飞红步履摇晃的走进来，缓缓说道：我要参加此项目的决赛！说完接着脖子上仰，吹干身上的酒，瓶子一扔，就往电子秤上站：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">56.20</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。众人惊诧不已！村长当众宣布，体重有效，马上进行比赛！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.07; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">在抓举的环节中，大强依靠体重优势以</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">斤领先于相姐的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">40</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">斤。随后的挺举比赛则是相姐的强项，只见本土知名教练宝爷看着大强那飞机场笑道：看黑怎么挺得起来！哈哈～无声那小子也在边上附合道：还是师叔的民兵工作抓得好！结果在挺举上相姐以</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">70</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">斤领先大强的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">60</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">斤！村儿长宣布：由于体重优势，相姐获得本级别冠军！！场内顿时几家欢呼几家愁！</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.07; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="4"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">正在本土义工队眉飞色舞的走向庆功餐厅时，一辆三轮车满载一车箱啤酒，况且况且的从前方骑过来，龙头上插杆红旗，上书六个大字：相姐御用美酒！咦～这不是宝爷吗，亲自送酒来？只见宝爷捏刹，侧身，转体，下车…那个一气呵成。走过来拍拍相姐肩膀道：“徒弟，明天还要和小强角逐</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">69</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">公斤级举重的金牌，就再辛苦你一次了！”相姐听罢当场晕倒……</span></font></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font size="4">   欲知后事如何，且听下回分解</font></span>

秋月迟迟

<font face="楷体_GB2312" size="4">精彩继续</font>[em01][em01][em01]

程道德

<p>肚子快笑痛了，哈哈！~</p>

小书僮

<p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4"><font face="宋体">（插一段）</font></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4"><font face="宋体">话说大强经过一番折腾，体重终于降到了</font>56.92公斤，但这样还是超重了0.92公斤，不符合56公斤以下的标准呀，怎么办？</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4">众人都在着急，大强更是心急如焚，大汗淋漓，无声一见，大叫：有了。</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4">只见无声拿起一瓶矿泉水，连喝了三大口，没有吞下，而是照着大强的脸一通狂呲，只见水花四溅，泥浆翻涌，大强早上扑在脸皮上的粉底和没有褪下的S皮加上几天的窝撮条子纷纷而下，恰似一道微型泥石流，淌在地下溅出一个大洞。</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4">过了几十分钟，无声说，现在再去称称看。</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4">裁判长江川拿出他过去在食品所用来称猪的大秤，钩起大强一称，嘿，出鬼了，这时的大强连毛带食只有55.5公斤，完全符合要求。耶！</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4"></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman" size="4"></font></span></p>

玫瑰

<p>脸笑麻了。。。</p><p>期待精彩继续。。。</p>[em01][em01][em01]

慧眸一笑^_^

<p><font size="4">我KAO。。。。。。。。。。。。</font></p><p>
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村长小麦

<p>强!狂笑!</p>

十九楼

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        </p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">怎么每次都是人在他乡队呀？</font></p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">5穴本土队的都S翘翘了是摆？</font></p>[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]

听雪

[em01]脸笑得又麻双酸，僵硬变形。楼主，赔我们永保青春的面膜！

程道德

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>十九楼</i>在2008-8-15 10:57:24的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">怎么每次都是人在他乡队呀？</font></p><p><font color="#f709f7" size="4">5穴本土队的都S翘翘了是摆？</font></p><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.wuxue.cc/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" align="middle" border="0"/></div><p>5穴本土队热闹的很列，回来看音乐会波。</p>[em07][em07][em07]